The Army of the Light encounters 20 animated severed heads that speak to them and bestow an array of magical gifts – and several curses – to the party members!
Llewelyn, Elf Cleric 6/Wizard 5 of Sehanine Moonbow
Elgiva, Elf Cleric 1/Wizard 1/Archer 1 of Sehanine Moonbow
Kyra, Elf Cleric 6 of Sehanine Moonbow
Remi, Gnome Harlequin (Rogue 5/Illusionist 2) of Hermes
Gorgat, Half-Orc Barbarian 5 of Haephestus
Roulf, Half-Orc Dragonslayer 5 of Crom
Edward, Human Bard 2 of St. Cecilia
Rosaline, Half Elf (Elfin Heritage) Druid 6 of The Daghda
Zen, Human Monk 5 of St. Agathos
Balthazar, Elf (Mongrelman) Wizard 6 of Arcanus
Wright Dawnbreaker, Human Paladin 1 of St. Luther
Amelia, Half-Elf (human lineage) Bard 2/Illusionist 1 of Apollo
Skuld, Elf Sorceress 4 of Odin
Gnoosh, Gnome Rogue 6/Illusionist 5 of Baravar Cloakshadow
Martin, Human Rogue 6 of Bacchus
Gimli “Rot Face”, Dwarf Berserker 6 of Odin
Zen, Human Monk 5 of St. Agathos
Inaros, Human Cleric of Osiris
Dhekeon “the Disgraced,” fallen skeletal paladin of St. Justus (seeking redemption)
After several sessions dealing with gargoyles, the group was ready to leave the Barrowmaze, head back to Ironguard Motte and level up so that they could adventure some more. Luckily for them they discovered a room with a secret door leading to a barrow mound where 30 severed heads. Ten had deteriorated, but twenty were still “functional.” What does that mean? It means that when spellcasters cast detect thoughts, detect magic, and detect evil, that many of these heads glowed to various degrees. When Balthazar cast detect thoughts and walked up and down the room where the heads were resting on shelves, they all spoke to him, sometimes mentally and verbally.
offered the power of charming Balthazar’s enemies, the cyclops head allowed someone to see far beyond any natural range, the minotaur ensured that a person would never be lost, the witch would curse a foe, etc. Balthazar went along the shelf pushing the heads into his bag of holding! Some were quite skeptical and shook their heads with how dangerous this might be, but eventually others decided they wanted a head for themself.
Once back at their headquarters in Ironguard Motte the wizards cast identify on the heads and then began to decide who wanted which head. They are described below, and with an important caveat regarding the heads provided afterward.
Balthazar took a wizard head that would detect magic, a homunculus head that would comprehend languages, and a witch head that would curse people. He also took the head of a woman who could only be described as a nagging wife! She bad mouthed him, ridiculed him, put him down, made him aware of how worthless he was. He tried to get rid of the head but discovered that he is now cursed and that if he gets rid of the head it returns to remind him how lazy and useless he is!
Roulf took the minotaur head that allowed him to never get lost and a zombie head which cursed him with a rotting disease! He immediately began to smell and disgusting fluids began to dribble out from pustules and through his pores. Much like Gimli experienced last year when he was afflicted with a rotting curse, this will have quite the effect on him!
Rosaline took the head of a large Scandinavia troll that would open its large mouth and offer to hold things of importance in it – its mouth functioned as a bag of holding! It was also quite friendly and talkative!
Zen received the head of a dwarf, which gave him deepvision as well as the head of a blind man, which bestowed clairvoyance.
Skuld took the head of a thief, this allowed her to detect traps.
Martin got the head of a huge cyclops, which allowed him to see things vast distances away and make them 100x closer, he thought it would be very useful to mount this head in an area that would allow him to survey the surrounding lands. He also grabbed a head of a tavern drunk, which would spew forth a stinking cloud.
Llewelyn became the owner of an elf head that provided divination.
Gorgat took a mummified head that could cause fear.
Gnoosh received the head of a marionette that could make use of ventriloquism.
Amelia snatched the head of the succubus which could charm person.
Wright took a paladin head which, after several days of lecturing him on what it takes to become a worthwhile paladin, bestowed him with two points to his charisma score, increasing it to 20 and elevating his leadership and influence.
I pointed out above that there were a few important caveats regarding these heads:
1) They only have a limited number of “charges,” so the wizards in the party will need to recharge them with magic when they become powerful enough to do so.
2) Most of these powers only work if the character has the head with them, which does complicate matters. Examples: place the cyclops head on the top of a tower in a mountain range and he could see things for you for many dozens of miles. The blind man allows you to use clairvoyance for any place you’ve previously been, so that could be used from his home. But in the case of heads like the mummy head that fears, the succubus that charms person, the wizard head that detects magic, and the marionette head that can use ventriloquism, will only work when it is in your presence, so either you cart a severed head around everywhere, or else you use it as a form of home defense.