Teaching Diary: More Cute Kid Stories (13/10/2015)

[Originally published on 13 October 2015]

Teaching Diary – More Cute Kid stories. I am really worried now, for it seems I have crossed some threshold and now more of my students are opening up with terrifying expressions of happiness and joy!

Example 1: Today I received my first gift from a student. They had drawn, coloured in, and cut out a flower and gave it to me as a present. When we finished our reading, she left my room by saying “bye bye butterfly”! This, of course, concerns me (does she perhaps need glasses?), for I look nothing like a butterfly, more like a bloated caterpillar!

Example 2: The child who told me they “wuvved me” yesterday said it again today. Several times. The frequent hugs were almost unbearable! On the positive side, the last time he actually said: “I love you”, which means the lisp is gone, so I no longer have to teach him anymore, and can probably dump off the affectionate little bundle of joy within a few days! 😛

Example 3: This kid was just plain hilarious today. I’ve been using a book for my reading interventions the last few days called ‘The Salamander Room’, where there is a kid who brings a salamander home and his mom keeps asking him questions (e.g. “how are you going to feed him?” “I’ll bring in insects.” How will you take care of the multiplying insects?” “I’ll bring in some birds to eat them.” “How are the birds supposed to live in your room?” “I’ll take the roof off the house and plant trees in our house for them to live in.”) Every kid today who read the story ended up loving the idea of having a kid slowly turn his room (and house) into an extension of the great forest outside.

Well, this particular student would have none of it. As soon as the child in the story proposed a solution to his mom, my student got frustrated and would raise a problem that the mom usually brought up on the very next page of the book. At the end of the story I asked him what he thought of the story. His response: “This kid is entirely irresponsible!” 🙂 I couldn’t help it, I laughed out loud. My student sounded like a dour and stern adult who has lost patience with their kid whose mind is in the magical and wonderful clouds of the imagination – and this student is only 8 yrs old!

Teaching Diary: Cute Kid Story (12/10/2015)

[Originally published on 12 October 2015]

Teaching Diary – Cute Kid Story Alert! I was reading with one of my endlessly restless first graders today, one who has on a couple of occasions grabbed my arm and given me a little arm hug after I’ve walked him back to class. Today I experienced affection overload from this wee lad. While I was having him read he reached over and gave me a little arm hug. After the third one he said in his little child voice “I wuv you Dr. Welch!” (he has an Elmer Fudd voice, which is one of the reasons I am tutoring him!)
At this point I thought worriedly “Bloody hell, this kid has probably now completely attached himself to me and I’ll NEVER escape!” “Perhaps”, I thought, “his parents are brood parasites like the cuckoo bird and have laid an egg in my nest while I was gone, and now that I’ve returned I’ve got to raise their kid!” Then again, I might be overreacting…

Teaching Diary: Philosophy Club (3/10/2015)

[Originally published on 3 October 2015]

Teaching Diary. Kids say the funniest things:
During Philosophy Club this week I continued my theme of identity (last week it was the Ship of Theseus, this week it was brain swaps). After several minutes of discussing whether Jenny (who was pretty and popular) was the same person as Alma (who was smart and studious girl), one boy asked: “is Jenny more popular because she isn’t wearing a shirt?” (see the diagram I drew to start the discussion). Featured image

The kids and the parents couldn’t stop laughing at that comment. Luckily, we moved beyond that and moved into some good discussion as to what are the most important characteristics of selfhood (i.e. body, brain, personality). I even had a girl who had an identical twin, so her and her mum had a great time thinking through this scenario with her twin just a few feet away!

My popularity seems to be growing!
When I am walking down the hallway I am used to seeing the kids who visit my room wave at me or say ‘hi’ as they are moving with their class down the hallway to a new activity. But on a couple of occasions this week, kids who who I have never met have cheerfully said “Hello Dr. Welch!” And I say hello right back, and then when I turn the corner I pause as it hits me ‘Wait a second – I don’t even know that kid!’

On another day a kid wandered up to me and asked “Dr. Welch, how come you come and take [the name of a student in his class] to read with you, but you don’t come and take me for this fun reading? – I want to read with you too!” So I had to explain to this kid that I am very busy at the moment, but that one of my fellow Reading Corps friends might have him visit them, or that I might get to him, but it might take a few weeks.

I am always tired.
I am dealing with 18 kids each day, one-on-one. Which is quite tiring, as they each deserve my full attention, plus I am still getting to grips with all the prep work that is necessary or each day (for once the day starts, except for a brief lunch, I have no time between each kid – I help one kid for 20 minutes and as we leave my room, I am off to pick up the next, and I do this for all 18 kids). So when I finally get home at night, I desire to do…Absolutely Nothing. I am an introvert, so although I can very much enjoy interacting with people, it nonetheless really wears me down. So when school is over, I prefer to be alone. Until I can catch up with my prep time and try and adjust to all this constant face-to-face people interaction, I need my time to veg-out by myself.

Teaching Diary (28/9/2015)

[Originally published 28 September 2015]

Teaching Diary. The world of being a kid is so different from when I was 6-8 yrs old. Today I began meeting with the nearly 20 primary school kids I’ll be tutoring over the next few weeks. So today we chatted casually so that we could get to know each other. Here are some of the crazy problems I didn’t have to worry about until just a few years ago when I was in my late 30’s, but they’re concerned about now at roughly age 7!
1. A few plan to close down their YouTube channels because of the unpleasant environment they have to deal with.
2. One is having “serious issues” with T-Mobile, and is looking for a new mobile phone service provider.
3. Another is looking for a good iPad repair person at a decent price.
4. Another saw the netbook sitting on my desk and commented casually that theirs was more advanced than mine.

Bloody hell! When I was a kid our family had two phones, attached to the wall, with a 4 ft cord and a rotary dial, and the internet wasn’t going to be invented for another 15 years! It was a relief to learn that a few of the kids still watch Tom and Jerry, so we at least have one thing in common! On the other hand, only one kid so far knew about Doctor Who, so I think we can all agree that this is a significant sign of bad parenting, for if you are a REAL parent, you watch Doctor Who with your kid every single Saturday as well as every day in between. Seriously. Get your act together parents of small children! 😛

Teaching Diary: Philosophy for Kids (24/9/2015)

[Originally published on the 24 September 2015]

Teaching Diary: Reading to kids and Philosophy for Kids! 🙂
Today was an exhausting 12 1/2 hour day! Tonight was Family Library Night at my primary school. The first event of the evening was reading a story to a group of kids in the library.

Then it was time for me to introduce and facilitate my new ‘Philosophy Club’ for the first time! I first had a bunch of tiny kids looking at me with puzzlement after some parents/teachers shooed them in my direction and said “listen to what this philosopher guy has to say about something or other.” So they sat down not knowing who I was or why they were there (although there were a few kids of my co-workers who showed up because they seem to think I’m kinda cool).

I decided to talk about the infamous paradox of the ‘Ship of Theseus.’ This first group turned into pure chaos. After laying out the problem of one ship possibly turning into another (or does it remain the same ship?) I soon found myself helplessly watching them after they got a hold of my whiteboard marker and began drawing more ships on the whiteboard until there was an entire bloody fleet of them…which one of them was THE Ship of Theseus? I’ll be damned if I knew!

After 15 minutes a second group of kids magically appeared, and this time many of the parents remained to listen. This group didn’t have the obsession to use my whiteboard marker, but one girl kept asking “why are we asking all these questions?” She was in effect asking the question that some adults pose when they say “what’s the point of philosophy?” Her older sister tried to tell her that we were asking questions, and as we came up with answers we were then asked even more detailed and difficult questions, which over time gave us a greater understanding of the overall idea we were thinking about. The younger sister wasn’t impressed. So I think I lost one kid (although her other two sisters did seem to like this class, so they might drag her to Philosophy Club every week anyway).

Once we had covered the basics of the Ship of Theseus, some of the parents then got involved and began asking questions (since the questions I am asking are the same questions that philosophers have been asking and discussing for thousands of years and haven’t arrived at an answer, even adults want to get involved). I ended up talking with one parent for 45 minutes after my Philosophy Club ended.

Exhausting day but it looks like enough kids will show up to keep my class going every Thursday, and who knows, they may even tell their classmates and through word of mouth others might show up (that is how things worked when I was a university tutor).